Commonly Misused Words in Skydiving

Compiled by Gary Peek

As a writer it drives me crazy when I see people misuse and misspell skydiving related words, for example, on the newsgroup rec.skydiving, and on dropzone.com. Here is a list of my favorites, most of which I have actually seen people misuse. (Definitions are short to benefit the format.)


Misused/misspelled

accept: to receive or agree with
except: exclusion, "other than"

advice: suggestions given to someone
advise: to give a suggestion

affect: to influence
effect: result

aloud: with the normal tone/volume of the speaking voice
allowed: admitted as legal or acceptable

arial: a sans-serif typeface and computer font
aerial: of or relating to the atmosphere

asses: donkeys, "butts"
assess: evaluate

bare: lacking a covering, exposed
bear: large furry mammal, or, to hold up, secure or carry

beat: strike, completely exhausted, rhythmic unit in music
beet: herbaceous plant (Beta vulgaris) of the goosefoot family

biennial: every two years
bi-annual: twice a year

bonfire: outdoor fire used for waste disposal or as part of a celebration
bond fire: Slavic term used because of the bond developed between friends around the fire

brake: to stop or slow
break: to fracture
brakes: toggles, as in "brake lines"

bridle: connects pilot chute to other gear, etc.
bridal: having to do with brides/weddings

could've: could have, not could of
should've: should have, not should of
would've: would have, not would of

Cessna: aircraft company named after Clyde Cessna
Sessna: model of Driv brand automobile wheel

cheap: inexpensive
cheep: noise made by a bird

click: gesture made with a computer input device, type of sound
clique: inclusive group sharing common views, purposes, patterns of behavior

course: path, unit of learning
coarse: loose/rough (opossite of "fine"), crude or unrefined

cord: as in "pullup cord", or "pull your cord" (ripcord)
chord: a canopy measurement from front to back, a set of musical notes played together

committee: small deliberative assembly
comity: mutual civility/courtesy

complaisant: compliant, willing to do what please others
complacent: uncritically satisfied with oneself or one's achievements

compliment: flattery or praise
complement: to make complete

cypres (CYPRES): model of AAD
cypress: type of tree
Cyprus: a country in the eastern Mediterranean

descent: traveling down in altitude
decent: respectable

definitely: indisputable
definately: no such word

does: a form of the word "do"
dose: a quantity of a substance administered at any one time

doubt: to lack confidence in
dought: to be able or capable (pronounce like "dow")

drogue: stabilization parachute
drouge: no such word

dual: a grouping of 2, pair
duel: an engagement in combat between two individuals

flair: style
flare: to pull down on toggles (parachute) or pull back on yoke (airplane)

farther: refers to actual distance
further: refers to an extension of time or degree

greatful: no such word
grateful: appreciative of kindness or benefits received

hanger: object for suspending clothes
hangar: place to store aircraft

higher: opposite of lower
hire: pay someone to do something

hole: an opening into or through something
whole: all of, entire, complete

khaki: a textile fabric of a dull brownish-yellow color
cacky: of or like excrement, or, dirty, worthless, or contemptible

(il)legal: pertaining to law
(il)leagel: no such word

Insite: name of a number of products
insight: the ability to perceive clearly or deeply

its: possessive, belonging to "it"
it's: contraction, "it is"

liable: responsible or obligated
libel: defamation by written or printed words

lean: to incline, deviate, or bend from vertical 
lien: a charge upon property for the satisfaction of some debt

lone: single, one
loan: give to be borrowed

lose: to experience loss
loose: not tight

loud: with a great deal of volume
lowed: make a low noise, or, having relatively little upward extension

mistake: error
misteak: no such word

ought: used to indicate obligation or duty, should
aught: anything, everything, all, or zero

parachute (chute): canopy
parashute (shute): no such word
parashoot: combination parachute/firearms related competition?

passed: completed, movement relative to an object, died
past: expression of elapsed time

peace: calmness
piece: part   

plain: simple
plane: airplane

pray: make a devout or earnest request
prey: to hunt or catch, or, to victimize or make a profit at someone else's expense

principle: rule or standard
principal: person, or to show importance

rogue: transient, vagrant, as in "rogue opening"
rouge: cosmetic, from French for "red"

Sabre: parachute manufactured by Performance Designs
saber: single edged sword

Safire: parachute manufactured by Icarus Canopies
sapphire: blue gemstone

seam: the line where layers of fabric are sewn together
seem: to appear to be

seminar: a form of academic instruction
symenar: no such word

sent: to cause, permit, or enable to go, or a monetary unit of Estonia
scent: a distinctive, often agreeable odor

sew: to join or attach by stitches
sow: to plant seed for

some: an unspecified number or quantity
sum: the whole amount, quantity, or number, or, an aggregate

stare: look at intently
stair: thing with steps

static line: as in static line jump
static: fixed
static: a type of noise

steer: maneuver
steer: male bovine animal
stear: no such word

their: possessive form of "they"
there: opposite of "here"
they're: "they are"

tensile: a type of strength measurement (as in tensile strength)
tinsel: glittery stuff used for decoration

to: preposition
too: adverb, "also"
two: number "2"

though: in spite of the possibility/fact that
thought: forms created in the mind

through: an indication of passage, movement, or completion
throw: propel with force through the air
threw: past tense of throw

torture: act of inflicting severe pain as a means of forcing information or a confession
torcher: one who gives light with a torch or sets buildings ablaze (arsonist)

Triathlon: canopy model from Aerodyne Research
triathalon: multi-sport event
Tryathlon: no such word, except as a deliberately misspelled name for various events

turban: form of headgear popular in the Middle East
turbine: rotary engine that extracts energy from a fluid flow

vane: movable device attached for showing the direction of the wind
vain: having an excessively high opinion of one's self, or, producing no result, useless
vein: blood vessel that carries blood towards the heart

vary: change, or differ in size, amount, or deree
very: much, or to a high degree

Vigil: model of AAD
Virgil: person's name, classical Roman poet

waist: the part of the abdomen between the rib cage and hips
waste: use thoughtlessly or carelessly, fail to take advantage of, etc.

ware: an article of commerce
wear: to use for clothing or adornment
where: at or in what place

weather: condition of the atmosphere
whether: introduces alternatives, "if"

who's: contraction of "who is"
whose: possessive form of "who"

wipe out: to clean or dry by rubbing
whipe: deliberate misspelling of wipe, e.g., Whipe Out

wrap: encase or enclose
rap: to strike, or, style of music



Malapropisms

Here are some interesting misuses of words or phrases I have heard, often by excited student skydivers.

This one is a true story, said by a radio personality who made his first static line jump while on the air, with a tramsmitter to the radio station. After his canopy opened: "OK, the slipper is down far enough, let's do a controllability check... Right throttle, left throttle, flange."

From a dropzone review on Yelp: "After you pull the chute out, you can take hold of the reins and direct where you go."(So who is the horse? Your canopy or your tandem instructor?)


Know of any more? peek@pcprg.com
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